Jokes SMS
Ladki bus stand pe khadi thi,Ladka bike pe jatta hain….
Wapas aata hain aur uss ladki se Puchta hain : Pehchana kya????
Ladki : Nahi toh..
Ladka : Kya yaar, abhi toh samne se gaya tha….!!!
Sardar ji Bank mein Paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier : Tumhare Note nakli hain.
Sardar : Tujhe kya farak padata hain?
Jama toh mere Account mein ho rahe hain na…!!!!!
Doctor : I am sorry. Opration ke waqt Rubber k Gloves appke pet mein Reh gaye, dobara apration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey, Pagal he kya? Yeh le 20 Ruupaye, naya le le….
Police wala apne Bache se: Beta Tumhara Result acha nahi Aya, ajj se Tumhara khelna, T.v dekhna Band.
Bacha: Ye 50 Rs. Pakdo or is baat ko yahi daba do..
Teacher : A, B, C sunaon.
Santa : A, B, C.
Teacher: Aur Sunaon.!!
Santa : Aur sab Badiya, App Sunao???
Wife : Jaanu, Monday shopping.
Tuesday Hotel…
Wednesday Outing..
Thursday Dinner.
Friday Movie.
Saturday Picnic.
Kitna maza aayega…!!!!
Husband : Yes aur Sunday Mandir.
Wife : Q ??????
Husband : Bhik Mangne……….