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Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya.
Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi
Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rahti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti
People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..?
But, Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka And
See The Wall Moves On Its Own!
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe
Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak
Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi,
Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri
Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.
Banta: Ye Scooty Kab li?
Santa: Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...
Bewafa
